Tuesday, February 3, 2009

ru intelligent then try this

1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.
2. Say 'silk' five times.. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next
question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content
yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from
blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house
is made from black brick s , what is a green house made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why
the hell are you still reading these???
If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.
4. Its twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided
into West Germany and East Germany ..) Anyway, during the flight, two
engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is
also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the
engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in
the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany ..
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany , West Germany , or no
man's land'?
Answer: You don't bury survivors.
If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you
said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question.

5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Takapuna to
Glenfield Mall .. At Takapuna , 17 people get on the bus. In Foodtowm Bus Bay,
, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Smalesfarm , two
people get off and four get on. In Westlake Girls school bus stop, 11 people get off and 16
people get on . In Archers Road, three people get off and five people get on.
In Chivalry Road, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at
Glenfield Mall.
What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!